Ah yes , Britney and Adnan. The fairy tale continues. At this rate, we should expect pictures of Adnan and Britney riding a white horse on the beach and skipping through a sunflower meadow. Or attending the symphony or reading poetry to each other at the park. Because, you know, it's pretty obvious to everyone that only beautiful things happen when these two lovebirds are together.
12 July, 2008
Britney Spears is Still Retarded
Britney Spears Hairy Buttcrack
If you have a short gag reflex, you might not want to look at these pictures of Britney Spears at Sur in West Hollywood the other night. Mostly because it looks like Britney's ass is growing a beard. I don't know the level of self-esteem it would take to wear this dress with hair growing out of your ass, but needless to say, Britney Spears could teach the class. If Britney's ass was bent over in front of me, I would be pretty sure that I was gay.
10 March, 2008
06 March, 2008
Britney Spears Looks Pregnant
Last week, Britney on-again off-again boyfriend, paparazzi stalker, Adnan Ghalib, was telling the world that Britney was pregnant with his kid. Well, it's been a week, and nobody from Britney's side has come out to deny this. Britney looks knocked up in these pictures taken at Millennium Dance Studios last week. When asked for comment the pictures said, "Some valid points have been made here, today. Perhaps we should set a time to discuss these matters." Indeed.
Britney Spears Single
Britney Spears reportedly confronted her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, after two video clips showed up online with Ghalib in the company of L.A. waitress, Amanda Pagel. During the argument, Britney allegedly checked his iPhone where she found several sexual texts that Ghalib had sent. The Sun says:
There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references - certainly not the sort you'd send to just a friend. "Britney lost it and started yelling. "She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, 'What's this about? You're cheating on me'. "Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, 'That's it. It's over'. "Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn't even bother trying to get it out of the water."
Britney Spears Might Be Pregnant
Adnan Ghalib, Britney's paparazzo boyfriend, is telling anyone who will listen that Britney is pregnant with his baby. Star Magazine says:
Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively..."Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life," one friend of Adnan's tells Star. But while Adnan, 35, may be happy, Britney's family is not. Dad Jamie has stabilized her life and the last thing he and her mom Lynne wants is another grandchild. "Her parents know she can't handle more children," says a Spears family source."
Britney Spears is Annoying
the LAPD Chief was telling Britney to stay the fuck home, so I guess now the Beverly Hills Police has to respond to calls like this. Britney Spears called everyone she knew so she could have a photo op at a fucking Levi's store. Fuck Britney. Fuck her only "friends". Let them tear each other apart. Every time Britney leaves the house it's like opening a cabinet in a cockroach infested house. Just throw them a wad of DDT and get it over with already.
22 February, 2008
Britney Spears: Suicide Attempt? Overdose? Special Needs!
After Britney Spears defied court-mandated visitation hours Thursday night by refusing to turn over her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, police were called to her home and later a reportedly intoxicated Britney Spears was taken via ambulance to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. As of 3:45 a.m PST Friday, Spears remained in the hospital under observation. A hospital source tells Usmagazine.com that Spears has been designated a “special needs” patient, meaning “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide.
You go out drinking one night, sleep in and next thing you know, you wake up and Britney Spears is in the hospital for either trying to off herself or potentially overdosing. Now we all know that Britney went crazy a long time ago, but when dealing with suicide or whatever the hell is going on, I’m going to pass on covering this. It’s not sexy, nor is it funny. So until this broad gets some therapy, you can get your Britney news from other sites.
Britney Spears Flash Again
You know ever since Britney Spears family intervened in her life I thought she would be on her way to a mental recovery but nope she’s worse! She needs to get her ass far away from them because it’s not working and these pictures of her flashing her coochie are proof. At least that’s my professional opinion. But you know, maybe Britney’s actually completely sane, and we’re the one’s that are crazy. Ever think of that?